The LEGO Timeline

(The timeline of LEGO history is divided into two time periods: BCE and CE. BCE means "Before Common Era", which consists of all LEGO history prior to the fall of King Olaf. CE means "Common Era", which consists of all LEGO history after Olaf's fall).

THE FIRST AGE

'''Hundreds of billions of years in the past, the LEGO universe is created by an unknown being referred to only as the God. With the "big bang" (which was really the God unleashing his might to scatter stardust). Stardust and matter are flung across the vast, dark universe. Pockets of spiraling energy create a force known as gravity. As dust and matter accumulate around these pockets, the first LEGO bricks are created, building blocks of the worlds to come...'''

'''Stars of bright hot energy are formed, around the heaviest energy pockets. Other brick planets are formed, and they are attracted to the heavier stars. The brick planets orbit the stars. One of these ancient planets is LEGO Earth, formed several million years after the God's creation of the universe. It orbits a medium sized, warm yellow sun. On the brick planet, great volcanoes belch lava and erupt violently. Asteroids collide with the planet, melt, and fill vast, barren valleys with water. The continents are formed, and the seas separate them. In time, the first life is spawned in the seas. '''

3.5 Billion Years BCE: The first lego life is spawned in the seas of ancient lego Earth. Life continues to evolve until it reaches a certain level of advancement, where it takes its first steps on land. Other lego life possibly evolves on other planets at the same time.

3 Billion Years BCE: Lego Life begins to inhabit land in numbers. Animals, primitive sapiens, and birds inhabit the surface. Among the first creatures are the giants of the northwest (ancestors of the trolls).

1.9 Million Years BCE: The suro erectus evolves; ancestors of Elves, Orcs, and Goblins.

1.8 Million Years BCE: The homo erectus evolves; the ancestors of modern human Minifigures.

200,000 Years BCE: The first minifigures evolve, end of the First Age.

THE SECOND AGE

100,000 Years BCE: The very first LEGO civilizations appear. They are primitve, tribe-like, and hunter/gathering.

15,000 Years BCE: The alien Covenant Empire is founded deep in space. It begins to expand and incorporate other races into their hegemony.

10,000 Years BCE: This is when ancient civilizations reach their peak. Human minifigs thrive and gather in large tribes. They spread out across the landscape and settle into new lands. Ancient elves begin building cities and developing their culture. The ancient orc breed breaks off from the elf species.

3,000 Years BCE: The ancient Egyptians begin their empire. Pharaoh Ramses comes to power. The extra-dimensional demon Anubis makes his presence known to the Egyptians. Worship of Anubis begins. The ancient orcs  begin to craft their civilization in the North, founded on war and violence.